The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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