whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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