i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I have aggressive nipples.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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