i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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