Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I will pee on everything he values.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
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