Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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