wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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