wat bout pragnant strippers??
her vagine was all disorganized.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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