what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
He? As in you personified your dick?
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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