youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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