As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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