Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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