Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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