Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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