OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
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