Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Randomize
