**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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