What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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