Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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