His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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