That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Dick very happy bro
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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