But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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