Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
The beers last night were like the tears from god
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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