Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
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