Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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