My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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