do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
We talked him into tasing himself.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I have already put on my inside pants.
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