Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
Randomize
