D3 body, D1 cock
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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