whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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