We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Randomize
