Taylor Swift is so right about you.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
