I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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