worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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