ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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