i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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