I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
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