She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
I'm about to take plan-b with a glass of wine and ramen noodles. I cannot decide who will hurt more...my vagina, my kidneys or my pride.
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