State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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