just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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