girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
4 words: hood of his car
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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