best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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