yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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