I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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