There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Someone shit on the floor
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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