I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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