He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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