I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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