Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Houston, we have a squirter
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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