You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
