He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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