There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
