11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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