You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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