Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
zippers are such a cool invention
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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