why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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